Less Poetic


Knatolee says my Blog is too poetic. Knatolee also knows how to make me look good, even if my twin, Tonic, looks better. Knatolee, sadly, cannot do the same for Baby Bape, who, despite her best ministrations, looks even more frightening naked than he does clothed.

I'm with Peg. I liked Bape better when he was a she.

And though I'm thrilled with what Knat has done with my hair, and even more thrilled with the work she's done on my biceps, I'm deeply disturbed that she apparently did something really, really scary to my magnificent bosom.